The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #168402   Message #4103294
Posted By: Sandra in Sydney
23-Apr-21 - 10:18 PM
Thread Name: Mudcat Australia-New Zealand Songbook
Subject: RE: Mudcat Australia/NZ Songbook
Scomo Scares Me by Dale Dengate. tunes - Happy Clappy & Deep in the heart of Texas

Whitney Houston's powerful & soulful version of Jesus loves me
Gene Autry sings deep in the heart of Texas

Scomo scares me this I know
For his actions show me so.
Lumps of coal for brains he bears
Welfare cuts for all health cares.

How good is Scomo,
How good is Scomo
With tax cuts for the wealth, he
Cuts back upon your health.

Scomo scares me this I know
For his actions show me so.
Religious freedom for the few
Who see Hell’s judgment made for you.

How good is Scomo
How good is Scomo
Religious freedom for the few
Who see Hell’s judgment made for you.

Scomo scares me this I know
For his actions show me so.
Climate change he can’t abide
Prays the sun will go and hide

How good is Scomo,
How good is Scomo
Climate change he can’t abide
Prays the sun will go and hide

Scomo scares me this I know
For his actions show me so.
Lack of policy is clear
Drives us folk to drink more beer!

How good is Scomo,
How good is Scomo
Lack of policy is clear.
Drives us folk to drink more beer!
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I have been updating my Scomo scares me/… searching for better rhymes. Need that ‘ master of rhymes’ for inspiration?
I wrote them as an addition as Scomo kept doing incompetent things, but being there for the big flashy photo op announcement, but missing in action! I suppose that make them an addendum.
I wrote the Dutton verses several years ago now to sing at Festival by the Sea at Kiama. It was an action song that got everyone involved. (20/04/21)

Scomo scares me this I know
Photo ops he loves to front,
Empty claims he loudly crows,
But actual rollout hard to find.

How good is Scomo, [repeat]
Photo ops he loves to front,
But actual rollout hard to find. [ rhyme?? confront?]

Scomo scares me this I know,
Makes excuses every day,
He wasn’t there, he wasn’t told,
Anyway just blame delay.

How good is Scomo [rep x2]
He wasn’t told,
Makes more excuses to behold
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Change of claps and tune … to Deep in the heart of Texas. Audience invited to clap …

He hopes you might
Move to the right
Clap x3
Deep in the heart of taxes

Dutton’s so mean
His acts and schemes
Clap x3
Goes lower than oil in Texas

The poor and Black
Should just go back
Clap x3
Dutton’s like Trump in Texas

Dutton‘s a dope
He cuts off hope
Clap x3
Let’s send him off to Texas
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