Verses I remember that I haven't seen above (one is a variation)

In the garden of Eden lay Adam
Complacently stroking his madam
And great was his mirth
For on all of the Earth
There were only two balls and he had 'em

There once was a girl from Hoboken
Who claimed that her cherry was broken
From riding a bike
On a cobblestone pike
But it really was broken from pokin'