Where, oh where, has Senoufou / Eliza gone,
O! where, oh where can she beeeee . . .


P.S.
My own experience:
Croissants, yes;
scones, yes;

crumpets ... not yet. I've lived a while, too.
I ought to hurry up before it's too late.
But where do you find crumpets in the Berkshires/Appalachians?