I know it sez "musical" in the thread title but I'll go completely off-topic and include a couple of bodhran jokes anyway... ;-)

Q. What have a hand grenade and a bodhran got in common?

A. By the time you've heard either, it's too late...


"Mummy! Mummy! When I grow up I want to be a bodhran player!"

"Now don't be silly, dear, you can't do both!"