Thanks, welcome Guest, for giving me the biggest laugh of the day.
The Mudcat Cafe is a relic from another era,
and so are some of us Mudcatters.   

I am so old, that I grew up and went all the way through
post-graduate university schooling
WITHOUT computers,
I wrote my term papers on a typewriter.
I'm still no good with computers much less 'smartphones,'
only this year I acquired my first laptop computer
and I have never owned a mobile phone device.

No wonder you think this place is weird!
A hearty welcome to you!