a true experience from a friend who came to Australia the 80s. Well he said it was true, I'd hate to find it was a common myth/joke/story/Les Barker poem/other

He had an interesting experience with a Jehovah's witness family one snowy winter's day back in Wiltshire. He was having a bath - knock, knock, knock, knock, so he puts on his dressing gown & goes to the door. The visitors wouldn't go away even tho he said he was having bath so eventually he opened his dressing gown. Screams, & the bloke grabs his wife (carrying baby) & off they run. It was a very cold day ...