Yuri Gagarin went round the world in orbit went I was a little lad. A super-rich, scruffy thrill-seeking idiot goes straight up and straight back down again over half a century later and gushes about his experience of a lifetime, etc. All I can say is, thank God for the tennis and the football drowning him out. And for Tim Peake, Bob and Doug & co.

(And I can't even stand tennis...)