Hahaaagh Steve, my mother often sent me for a packet of 'Doctor White's'. I used to wonder who this mysterious doctor might be, and why he couldn't do his own shopping.
I'm rather chuffed you and I like the same make of crumpets. I had no idea about the Tory link. Political crumpets eh?
We get a packet of ten, and it's a bit of a competition, "Who can eat the most?" before the thing is empty.
I love cream, butter and whole milk as well as crumpets. A little idea has started to form in my head. Could this be why I'm rather ... er...plump(ish)?