Great news - johnson sent a demand to the EU demanding that they tear up the withdrawal deal. After a massive three hours of delibeartion they said - NO!

Johnson reminds me of someone who sells his house, than change his mind about moving and refuse to hand the keys over, and when the new owner brings the locksmith round decides to raze the building to the ground.

I suppose what johnson really wanted was for the people of Ireland to come back under English rule to solve his problem and keep the bigots voting for him and swear an oath of allegiance to the tory party every morning - maybe even force every home to fly a union flag with a picture of thatcher in the middle. (IRONY)