While the stalwarts on this thread
contemplate the heights of well-known football clubs,
it pleases me to see that
Bruce Arena, coaching in the Boston, Massachusetts area,
retains a sense of humor about the New England Revolution FC.

"We look like the Three Stooges at times,
but those are things we can correct . . .
We're not the worst team in the league [MLS] at the moment.
I think we'll be fine."
(16 July 2021)

Update:
Watch the trio of Gustavo Bou, Carlos Gil, and Adam Buksa --
and Teal Bunbury is fun to watch as well.