I wanna neck, i wanna neck, i wanna necklace made of pearls,
I wanna pet, i wanna pet, I wanna petticoat that swirls,
and when the damn damn damn damn damage is done,
we're gonna have ourselves some fun
we'll have a son, we'll have a son, we'll have a sunny smile for you,
we'll be like granny swinging on the outhouse door
without her nighty
grandpa's out there shouting for more
without his nighty
swinging on the outhouse dooor
with me and my gal... *yeah*