Updates - over the last year I have made some minor changes to some of the verses which makes it flow better....

verse 2

To stay on deck, to the Captain, I unfurl'd my cunning plan, sir.

verse 3

As he slept in his bed, I cut off his head, and he's been 'all's well!' since then, sir.

verse 5

No more he'll shout - he's inside out, on board The Susianna.