Wes, thank you. We are always here and we are here to share the highs and the lows. But you know that don't you?

Now let's talk diapers!

I've got a whole raft of diaper stories but its best to just let you find out for yourself. Here's a few tips though................

---When you're getting bored and ready for a laugh, use a marker and write stuff on the seat of the diaper. You know, things like, "Beware Jet Blast" or draw a toxic waste symbol on it......then take pictures. I figure I can blackmail Michael into taking care of Karen and I in our old age.

---NEVER make up black icing for a Mickey Mouse cake. Mickey looks real authentic, but when it emerges from the other end, you will need to bathe the kid every time you change his diaper. We thought we were going to have to soak Michael's ass in BLEACH to get the stuff off!!!

---I cannot describe the color of the stuff created by "Fruit Loops"..........completely disgusting.

---Michael used to love eating the chamomile flowers off the plant. We didn't notice until it was too late that he was eating the dirt too. When you find small pebbles in your son's diaper, the words "solid food" will have new meaning.

---Should Brendan get into "Poop Art" I recommend duct tape, double wrapped.

Spaw