The following gem was used as an
introduction in a letter to the Football Writers o f America.
"Ballad of the T Formation. "
( To the tune of "McNamara's
Band." )
"Ah , the ends they crash and the
tackles smash and the guards they
submarine,
"Th e halfbacks lunge, the fullbacks
plunge, the center stoops between,
"But, lo, the cerebral quarterback,
standing all serene,
"He merely gives the ball away and
keeps his jersey clean."
—Football News.
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I'm all buggered up here. Sorry about the mess but I want to make sure I don't lose this. It is from The Technique, Atlanta, Georgia, p.11, but because it's some sort of pdf(?) file I can't link to it.

Guest, The Og: You have one helluva memory.