Dave The Gnome is walking through the forest when he discovers another Gnome
“If you step on a purple mushroom, you’ll be forced to marry the ugliest person in the world,” warned the old gnome, so Dave continued carefully through the woods., Tiptoeing through the tulips, but
He didn’t step on any purple mushrooms.
Suddenly a beautiful man walked up and said: “We have to get married.”
“Why?” asked Dave, smiling.
“I just stepped on one of those pesky purple mushrooms!”