The Taliban is going to have to hire our mechanics for the hundreds of billions of dollars worth of our big hulking vehicles and aircraft we left behind. I bet they would love to trade for our Harley's.

Most likely they will become the new budget weapon dealers in the Arab world and take the money, watch TV shows like Kandahar Hilbillies, Afghanistan's got Talent and My Favorite Mohammed. With roads they can open a chain of McGhani Goatburgers with opium fries and get fat.

My idea of modern warfare is killem with kindness. All weapon delivery systems would contain warheads of concentrated serotonin, Oxytocin and magic mushrooms. The Taliban would be as Happy go Lucky as Santa Claus on the 4th of July.