Pauline © Bruce Watson (Tune: Jolene, Dolly Parton) Bruce Watson Music

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Pauline Hanson is a crazy right-wing Australian politician. For songwriters and satirists she is the gift that just keeps giving!

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Pauline, Pauline, Pauline, Pauline
You’re bigoted, you’re racist and inane
Pauline, Pauline, Pauline, Pauline
I`m begging of you Pauline, please explain.

You’re ignorant beyond compare, your flaming locks of bright red hair
Don’t hide the fact that you’re so cruel and mean.
Your smile is like a breath of hate, your voice is like a thumbnail grating
On a blackboard – but you’d prefer a whiteboard, eh, Pauline!

You think that it’s really no big deal that you’re so xenophobic
Homophobic and halalophobic too.
I’m sick and tired and fed up with you being sick and tired and fed up
With everyone who’s different from you.

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You don’t fool me, I’m no chump, One Nation’s just a racist rump
You’re Australia’s own Donald Trump, Pauline.
You say on the loo we should sit, that squatting’s not appropriate
You’re really such a shining wit, Pauline. (Spoken: – that was a spoonerism)

You say that we’ll be swamped by Asians but don’t acknowledge white invasion
Stole this land from those who were here first.
You’re fine with kosher, but not halal, you’re uninformed and so banal
If I get any angrier I’ll burst.

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