By the way, I was in the Question Time audience twenty years ago at the Eden Project. The panel was that LibDem bloke whose name I can't recall, who lost everything when he was exposed for using rent-boys, Margaret f*****g Hodge, Shami Chakrabarti and Liam f*****g Fox. I actually got to ask a question from the floor and three million people saw me asking it. 2,999,998 people forgot all about it within seconds. I had a terrible cold and I only stuck my hand up because my son wouldn't stop nudging me to do so. (it was about whether we should have an elected House of Lords - wake up there at the back!). I recorded it on a DVD (remember those?), which I can no longer play on anything I have!