I was wondering who the hell would reply to this thread, but I should've known...and then, I did, too. (But I moved it, so I got a teeny bit of redemption)

I think I'll start a thread about toenail fungus, or butterfly farts, or accidentally eating one's hair, or other things I think lots of people would be interested in. (Note to self: shut up, already, or have you forgotten about Art Thieme and his condom thread.)