I've never heard that one, JennieG.

I've heard of WOFTAM - waste of 'effing' time and money, and I've heard the eats, shoots and leaves joke.

Wombats, koalas, platypuses, kangaroos, bilbies, sugar gliders, frill neck lizards, ...the list goes on and on for why this is the best place in the world, eh??!! :-D