You must be that chap on the Dreamies TV advert Steve!
I love Polly's full name - wish I'd chosen more imaginative names for all our cats over the years (Smokey, Misty, Minty, Sam, Murphy, Solo, Gussie, AndyPandy etc) But I needed names you can call outside in the garden to get the little blighters indoors.
I read on another forum that a lady proposed to name her cat 'Jesus' (!!!) Her friend pointed out that she would look an absolute fool standing outside calling "Jeeeesus! Time for bed Jeeesus!" hee hee