[This isn't "Chopsticks", it's *about* "Chopsticks". Where it says "Bridge", play a little bit of actual "Chopsticks".]
I play the violin every morning and every evening of every day, Suzuki, Bach, Vivaldi, Schuman, but really all that I want is to play
(Bridge)
I play the grand piano, practice my chords and scales and arpeggios. So boring, and it drives my family up the wall. Dad says, why don't you play
(Bridge)
I play the flute, the silver flute, but it doesn't sound much like James Galway. I wonder if, when he was ten, whether sometimes he was allowed to play
(Bridge)
I'd really love to sing a classical song or two at the Opera House And sound like Pavarotti, la la la la la la, la la la la la