I've posted this on another thread (the pet peeves job), but it definitely belongs here too. Liverpool had just slaughtered Man Ure 5-0 at Old Trafford this afternoon (sorry, Raggytash, this isn't intended as a gloat, though, naturally, I'm lying...). This is what I posted:

Following on from that, at the end of the match the BBC radio commentator said "In the first half, United had their trousers pulled down by Liverpool. In the second half, they just toyed with 'em..."

The mind truly doth boggle!