My sister was an early adopter of the internet..

Around 1991 I was trying to get my head round why I should be arsed with it, and bother learning to use a computer...???

Why the f@ck would I ever be interested in endless excruciating pages devoted
to doting on cats and babies...!!!???

It took another 8 years before I realised there was music and naked ladies on the internet...

I still don't care much for social media, I prefer avoiding most people from my past..

..and I'm not too excited about meeting new 'friends'...

Now if there was a social site for misanthropic hermits..

.. oh, there is - it's called "switching your computer off"...