Good news.

Downing Street has finially issued clear Covid guidance.

The following restrictions will take effect at exactly 0:00!

A respirator should be worn by everyone in the sign of Virgo, Libra and Aquarius, as well as all Suzuki owners unless they wear green socks.

If you are currently riding a bike and passing in front of house number 17, you are not obliged, you can skip this provision.

If you live in a yellow house, you cannot leave it until the door on the street opens to traffic. But that is not true if there is a School within fifty meters from your residence, because yes, if not.

Next vaccination of vaccinated will be sixth, no matter how many jabs you have received, you must pass it to the one sitting in front of your right shoulder.

Work only then unless the place of vaccination is determined, otherwise a virus test.

The sacrifice of black cats is suspended indefinitely during the full moon, with the exception of those with a vaccination card.

If for someone, the level of antibodies do not reach the minimum, this level is at the maximum, but only if it keeps a distance of two meters.

Women can leave their homes on weekdays only if they are married, not if they have children, if they have not 2 children of the same sex, but the age difference is not more than 2 years. This rule does not apply to children between the ages of 4-10 unless they have a cap on their head.

Hope this is all clear now.