6. the c-word is not acceptable in polite society here either, but it can be used as a swear word aimed at men here too. Basically, in my opinion, if someone thinks that's an acceptable word to use in society they may not be clever enough to understand the subtle nuances of using the word about a man, or they are aiming to denigrate the man even more by downgrading their place in society to that of a lowly woman. (Don't get me started!! I'll shut up about it now.)

7. European smallgoods would be some sort of meat sausage like salami, bratwurst, etc. Pick one which resembles the colour of a black eye.

8. More front than Myers. Myers is a big department store chain which had overblown, impressive buildings back in the times about 100 years ago when they were first built. Having "front" can also mean aggressive, over-confident behaviour.

9. Your story about the Painted Desert experience makes me think of a trip I made to Uluru (aka Ayres Rock). An amazing rock in an amazing landscape with amazing cultural significance. A truly memorable trip.