So stop posting nonjoke commentary?

A greek and an Irish were comparing their heritages. (I love the way the Internet phrases things sometimes.)

"We built the pantheon, along with the Temple of Apollo", said the Greek.

"Aye, 'twas the Irish the discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices", replied the Irish.

"But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics."

"Granted, but was the Irish who built the first timepieces."

Knowing that he is about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens pointed out with a note of finality, "Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who established the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!"

"True enough, ..." replied the Son of Erin.

"But it was the Irish that got the women involved!"

"This joke is historically INACCURATE!", groaned Reddit.