Bosnia,Sunday morning.
A guy is back of the house playing a gut string guitar.
He's reheasing for the wedding that he's playing at that afternoon.
Suddenly he breaks a string,but hasn't got a spare one.It's Sunday,nothing open.Then he remembers that the market is open and there is a butchers there.He runs down to the butchers,goes in and says to the guy there:
"Have you got any cow gut out back there for my guitar?".
The butcher goes to the back of the shop,has a look around then comes back out front,ans says to guy;
"I ain't got any cow gut,but I've got a couple of cows vaginas if you wanna play the mouth organ".