The Gnome sighs with relief as the test kit line remains singular.

"Is it negative?" asks the barman

"Yes" replies the Gnome

"Are you sure?"

"Positive"

"So it's positive?"

The Gnome glowers from under bushy eyebrows. "Just get me a pint of Theakston's Old Peculiar, a large Glen Morangie, a spiced Rum, a bottle of Cherry B and a Snowball. I have some catching up to do..."