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Thread #3711 Message #4132740
Posted By: GUEST,email from Elizabeth Block
18-Jan-22 - 12:21 AM
Thread Name: ADD: Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to...
Subject: Lyr Add: MAMAS DON'T LET YOUR BABIES ... SCHOLARS
I'm especially proud of rhyming "bandanna" and "arcana".
MOMMAS, DON'T LET YOUR BABIES GROW UP TO BE SCHOLARS
(parody by Elizabeth Block)
Scholars are flabby and pale, they get no exercise
They read all night, then they stare at you with red bleary eyes
Their tummies are aching with too many meals of bad coffee, fries and Bic Macs
Their shoulders are hunched and their fingers are grimy from dusty old library stacks
Mommas, don't let your babies grow up to be scholars
Or teachers or preachers or college perfessors
Let 'em be cowboys, musicians, actresses
Mommas, don't let you babies grow up to be scholars
Whether they publish or whether they perish, it's no life for your daughter or son.
Scholars they never go dancing, they won't sing a song
You go to a concert or party, they won't come along
Their minds are engaged with the tiny details of what some hundred-years-dead author wrote
They get all excited and jump up and down when they find them a brand-new footnote
Mommas, don't let your babies grow up to be scholars
Let 'em wear a Stetson, chaps, a bandanna
And not have their heads stuffed with useless arcana
Mommas, don't let your babies grow up to be scholars
Chained to their desk with their nose in a book
They never have time to eat, let alone cook
No wonder they have such a gloomy outlook
They never have any fun!
Words: Elizabeth Block
Music: Ed & Patsy Bruce