Isn't that a bit sexist, Murray? You need something for the ladettes to sing too. How about Les Barker's "Tracy Likes Pina Colada" to the tune of the Dambusters March - everyone will know the tune at least. From memory the chorus goes something like:

Tracy likes pina colada
My uncle Ron drives a Lada
We all sing the Birdie Song
And somwhow they all know
WE'RE ENGLISH!
Then we all change our pesetas
Then we get laid by the waiters
Then we sing the Birdie Song
And we come home.

Couldn't find it in the DT, but I've got it in one of Les' books at home if anyone wants the whole thing.

Wassail! V