I was home sick the other day when two JW's came to the door (husband and wife team, no less). I told them this wasn't a good time as I was home sick, and they went to sell me a Watchtower mag, and I said, this really isn't a good time, and they said okay and left.

On better days I would drag them inside, to my altar with icons of dozens of saints, and explain to them the Holy Orthodox Faith. Hehehehe. Maybe even put on my clerical robes. Bwahahaha.

Or not. But there's no need to be rude unless they really refuse to take "no" as an answer -- and the JW's are trained to be polite in being turned away.

Alex