So Johnson's big mate Cressida Dick has nobbled Sue Gray's report. Only the harmless bits will now be published. When the Met eventually release their findings you can bet your little life that it'll be "there wasn't enough evidence..." Can you believe that Boris hasn't had a hand in this?

Then we have Liz Truss, flying to Oz with her little entourage in a private jet, cost to the taxpayer a cool half-million. She could have done it business class on a scheduled flight for what, thirty grand? AND got there five hours earlier. Not to speak of her taking the US trade delegation to lunch at a posh restaurant (owned by Zac Goldsmith's half-brother...well, well, well...) at a cost of three grand for the ten of them. OUR three grand. Apparently, lunch included a couple of bottles of gin and five bottles of wine, at £60 or £70 the bottle. Bet they didn't have Dairylea on toast.

Piss-taking and corruption rule OK...