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Thread #169254 Message #4134806
Posted By: GUEST,Larry Poole
01-Feb-22 - 04:27 PM
Thread Name: Any January Songs?
Subject: RE: Any January Songs?
Here's a new one,
Battle of January Sicketh (Tune: 8th of January Dialect: Missedusurpy)
In 2021 we tried our Coup d’etat A Steel the Vote march on the Capital Teutonic horns, machetes and camo flack jacks Snorting meth and coke, we put our Glocks in our packs.
They fired their tear gas but our riot kept righton a coming Our boys let us through the barricades and Freedom Heros owned the day We killed some cops, then they walked us out like tourists Confederate flags a-waving we made our rebel getaway.
Ole BoneSpurs said we could take them by surprise Sick us Proud Patriots on the Gov’ment, we’ll see who’s telling lies March up to that Libertarred Congress, kill Pelosi and Pence TeaRump’s in the White House laughing at yuh Dems.
We couldn’t find AntiFa, so we killed with fire extinguishers We chased Pense to his bunker with our crow bars and tasers We ran real fast and the Guard was standing down We Tea Partied the Capital with an insurrection.