Sorry about that, Eliza. You fought what was basically Liverpool's B team very well. It was a bit squeaky bum for the last 20 minutes. Annoying that ITV didn't give us a shot of Delia...

As for Abramovich, he is said to have written off Chelsea's £1.5 billion debt to him. So Chelsea have had £1.5 billion of money that is very likely to have come from corruption and dodgy dealings that have, at best, impoverished the donor's country big time. Will questions be asked?