Last Thursday, Norwich City played Chelsea here at Carrow Road. A friend of my neighbour is an ardent Chelsea supporter, and his wife has a season ticket for Norwich City. He borrowed her ticket to get a place among the Norwich supporters, and masqueraded as one of them. (He had to leave his Chelsea scarf etc at home).
When Chelsea scored he had to pretend he was gutted, when actually he was thrilled. They beat us 3 -1, and he danced home delighted, to the disgust of his long-suffering wife.