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Thread #39887   Message #4138813
Posted By: Donuel
11-Apr-22 - 09:13 PM
Thread Name: Jokes in worst possible taste
Subject: RE: Jokes in worst possible taste
Covid song : to the toe tappin tempo and tune 'Jesus is Easy'

(the Uncommon Cold) by Don Hakman c 2001 ...........................................................................................................................................................................

I paid a toll, I got some change, I went to town and bought some stuff and then I took the train I ate a burger, a soda, and crap I shouldnt oughta cuz now I got the Covid and I'm wondrin where its from...

(chorus) Covid is easy if you're startin to sneeze your gonna wonder if you're gonna grow old. Covid is easy cuz its cured with Cipro and not contagious like the uncommon cold.

I went to work, and like a jerk, I used the water fountain and got somthin on my shirt and in a letter, I opened, I really should know better but Donnie Trump just said I'd won and now I'm wondrin where its from .. .(chorus)

I came home ,I used the phone, I called my doc in quarantine and asked him for some pills and in the bathroom, later, I used some toilet paper and I've got a sore not there before I'm wondrin where its from.( chorus)

I watched the news, took off my shoes, I took a shower for an hour then I went to bed but in my dreams, I screamed , and then woke up Irene , then told her to beware the air I don't know where its from (chorus)

In the morning, I got changed, I went to town and bought some stuff and then I took the train I ate a pizza, eclair, and some stuff that had grown hair but now I got the Covid and I'm wondrin where its from...

covid is easy if you're startin to sneeze your gonna wonder if you're gonna grow old. Covid is easy cuz its cured with some bleach and Its everywhere ,,,I'm telling ya they got Covid.... every wheeeeere.