Strangers:
There have always been mad dogs and fools
but recently they seem lonely and desperate.
Shovels are quiet weapons and grave tools.
Honest to god I hope you won't attempt it.
For all we know he's looking for a pretty spot
to bury the ashes of his pet cat Montserrat.

I mowed this morning and beat the rain.
What's this commercial about testing your dog's DNA?
It reminds me of ancestry.com