I did, with the help of a bottle-plus of the Morrisons Collapso (currently seven quid, Dave). The whole shebang added up to the sort of marathon telly-watch that I'm not used to. But hey, two things to take from the evening: we won the bloody cup, and I hate Graham f****** Norton more than ever (see Eurovision thread upstairs...)

We have a new legend, the Greek scouser, Kostas Tsimikas! His name will live forever, along with Bill Shankly (aka God), Sir Kenny, Roger Hunt, Ian Rush, Stevie G, Mo and Divock Origi!