I've been giggling about Norfolk Police and their 'wokeness'. Imagine arresting an aggressive burglar, in Woke Norfolkese:
Police officer to colleague: "'Ello 'ello 'ello! It seems ter be troying ter run orf! Ken yew git them handcuffs on it?"
(Man, wearing dress and high heels, extends his arms to be handcuffed)
"Oim not an 'it' oim a 'they'. And moind me frawk, yer tearing it."
Officer : "Oooh, oim so sorry, person. Yew cum alonger us."
Monty Pythonesque!