The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #171245 Message #4143446
Posted By: Steve Shaw
06-Jun-22 - 04:42 AM
Thread Name: BS: Olde Sayings
Subject: RE: BS: Olde Sayings
He couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo (oft heard when a footballer misses an open goal from two yards)
Put wood in th' 'ole (shut that door)