The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #170815 Message #4144778
Posted By: Steve Shaw
18-Jun-22 - 01:46 PM
Thread Name: BS: Joke Thread for 2022
Subject: RE: BS: Joke Thread for 2022
"Holmes, I'm really struggling with this crossword. Could you help? This clue here: 'Pertaining to the digestive tract...'"
"Alimentary, my dear Watson."
"Ah, thank you! And this one, two words: 'Burglar sets off loud ringing bell...'"
"Alarm entry, my dear Watson."
"That fits! Hmmm, how about this one, three words: 'Large ocean fish with flat body and wing-like appendages...'"
"Yellow manta ray, my dear Watson."
"Cheers! But what about this one: 'Conservative MP sends money to ex-wife', two words..."
"Alimony Tory, my dear Watson."
"And this one's really tough, Holmes: 'California-style...'"
"A la Monterey, my dear Watson..."