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Thread #171455 Message #4146543
Posted By: GUEST,F the Ineffable
07-Jul-22 - 12:29 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Add: Young Lady
Subject: Lyr Add: Young Lady
YOUNG LADY
Tune: "Polly Vaughn" or "Jack Haggerty" or....?
A week ago Monday I drove to Fort Bragg
With my African basket and recycled bag.
Fresh out of chocolate, I had to get more
“Good morning, young lady,” said the man in the store.
Should I excuse him because of his youth?
No, I think it’s better that he learn the truth.
“I’ll not be cajoled by your flattering tongue,
I am not a lady and I am not young.
“One month ago I turned seventy-two
I’ll bet I’m thirty years older than you.
I’m losing my teeth and I’m losing my hair
Now I’ve lost my bifocals, I don’t know where.
“I live surrounded by things I can’t find
But that doesn’t mean that I’m losing my mind.
I know where it is: it’s right here in my head
And I plan to keep using it till I am dead.
“Now I’ve got my chocolate, I’ll be on my way
I’ve enjoyed talking with you here today.
Have I made myself clear? I don’t need to say more?”
“Sure thing, young lady,” said the man in the store.