I used to be an all-night Wimpy 'n' chips man during my time at university, especially after a pint or eight (ah, the sins of youth...), but I've never even set foot inside a McDonalds. I found two stray crumpets this morning so breakfasted on scrambled eggs on 'em. Very nice. I hope you realise that crumpets are made without added fat and are less than 100 calories each. Much lower-calorie than bread. The thing is, though, the butter...