I can scarcely imagine what's going on down there. Although I do remember heat waves in southern Michigan when I lived there for a couple of summers in my youth. I recall cool-water showers- and having my back perspiring at the same time. And lying in bed with a half-inch of sweat outlining my body.

For the past almost 35 years I have lived in southeastern Alaska where we think it's HOT if the temperature soars over 75 degrees.

We're in a cool spell right now- last week we hit 80 several times. Today's high was 57 degrees and right now at midnight it's 53.

So I guess Alaska's beating-the-heat tip would be: Head north. Live next to an ocean-the Pacific is right across the street from me.

sheesh. I know this post is insufferable. Seriously, I do feel anxious for you.