and you do not know the definition of crone, laws of the US schedule one, civility, nor are you a proud recipient of a Presidential pardon.
You reveal your diagnosis daily and are not aging well.
You are aging dis gracefully.

A shaolin disciple comes to his master for guidance.
A shaolin disciple of several years seeks out his master as he is in deep meditation, seeking enlightenment:

"Master, forgive my intrusion. But I require your aid. I have not managed to progress at my techniques for months now!"

After a moment of silence, the wise master calmly speaks:

"Have you witnessed the blue moon light up the darkest depths of the ocean?"

"Yes, master!" said the disciple enthusiastically.

"Have you witnessed the wind mercilessly slash at the unfaltering tree, only to help it grow more resilient?"

"Yes, master!"

"And have you witnessed the chilling water break against an immovable stone, seemingly accomplishing nothing?"

"Yes, master!"

After another brief silence, the wise master slowly opens his eyes and exhales: "Well there's your problem... You keep looking at random nonsense instead of learning!"