Solving the mysteries of quantum gravity, UAP's, dark matter, black holes-wormholes or dark energy are not as meaningful or pronounced in our day to day lives as 'what is the deal with pumpkin spice', or any number of things we can actually see and feel. Therefore I am founding the Church of Seeing is Believing. Between the tax free status and whackadoodle trump converts who prefer a more rational world, I'll retire with some FU money and watch the actual Armaggedon on my 100 inch TV.
Ceremonies will include a holographic God in HD audio on a subsonic floor. It'll be a hoot.