HEY! NO FAIR!! I wanted to get married on April Fools Day, but the parties of the second part (Brian, parents, preacher, etc) wouldn't agree. They wouldn't let me have "Roll in My Sweet Baby's Arms" played at the wedding either!
(excerpt--"Your mother and father, they never did like me
They drove me away from the door
And if I had my way,
I would never go back there anymore......)