At the moment the supermarkets round here have those diddy little onion squashes, as well as butternut squashes. I've used them and they're very good, but they are at least human scale. I think I need someone to force-feed me something containing pumpkins. I just might get to like it (I like all food of any description as long as it doesn't contain sloppy apple sauce). So I'm open to this but I can't look at a pumpkin without thinking that I'm looking at a water bomb...

Mind you, I love watermelon, so what does that say...