I see The Bear Missed the Train has already been mentioned
It even has a Wikipedia entry
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bear_Missed_the_Train

The lyrics are nothing to write home about

The bear missed the train, the bear missed the train,
The bear missed the train and now he's walking.
The bear missed the train, the bear missed the train,
The bear missed the train and now he's walking.
And now he's walking far, and now he's walking near,
And now he's riding in a car, and now he's drinking a can of beer!
The bear missed the train, the bear missed the train,
The bear missed the train and now he's walking.